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A Question of Personality



This is a multiple-choice questionaire designed by yours truely to determine what people think about the person of the month:
Peter J. Bissell

Please be as honest as you feel necessary to make Peter feel as dumb as possible, and write all comments in the space provided at the bottom. Enjoy!


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First opinion of Peter:
 He is a putz.
He is a schmuck.

His favorite pastimes include:


Of the following, which do you think is most likely for Peter?

He hides a t-shirt from the "Gay is Okay!" marathon.
He sucks wang.
He occasionally dons make-up, lipstick, and a dress.
He subscribes to Viagra Weekly Newsletter.

Phrases heard in the Bissell home:
"Pete? Have you seen my Vitoria's Secret Color Picture Catalog? It's missing..."
"I should have taken two ppictures of Eli, that way one wouldn't be all sticky...
"C'meer, Baxter! Nobody's home! It's time to play doctor!
"You know, Ryan, you don't need to bring a sleeping bag every time you come over here. We can just share mine."

Phrases NOT heard in the Bissell home:
"I like girls."
"I hate it when wrestler wear package shorts!"
"Mom, Dad? There's this girl i know from school, and we..."

If Peter had his own line of action figures, which of the following would he be?
"Oops I Dropped the Soap Again" Pete
BJ Bissell with special swallowing action
"Pimpmaster Pete" with voices: "C'meer Baxter!", "I like boys", and "Wanna come over?"

Other thoughts about Peter:
I believe he is bisexual.
He seems to go through an awful lot of gun lube...

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